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| The Basket was in Peril |
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The Space Alien Grasped
the Tiny Hand
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The Space Alien was even more astonished to see a tiny hand emerge as the listing basket began to empty its contents into the churning waters of that historic river.
The Space Alien quickly swam alongside, gently grasped the tiny hand, and withdrew a tiny baby from the muddy water.
Fortunately the Space Alien had brought along two large, soft, white beach towels with blue stripes, and carefully tipped the muddy water out of the basket and wiped it clean with one of them.
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The Space Alien's Large, Soft,
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Then the Space Alien carefully wrapped the tiny baby in the second white beach towel with the blue stripes, and gently placed him back in the basket.(Curious loyal readers may scroll to the very foot of this post for more information about why, when traveling, the Space Alien carries at least one towel.)
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Moses greets the Space Alien
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The tiny baby, now cozily swaddled in the white beach towel with blue stripes, gazed calmly into the eyes of the Space Alien and spoke:
“Do I know you?”
“I’m the Space Alien!”
"My name is Moses," said the tiny baby "and I thank you for rescuing me! I haven't learned to swim yet, and I thought I was a goner for sure and would never fulfill my great destiny."
"It was my pleasure," said the Space Alien, "but why are you out here all alone on the river?'
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The Princess and
Moses' Sister Miriam |
"The ruler — they call him Pharaoh -- wanted to kill little boys like me, so my Mom put me here for safety. She knew Pharoah’s daughter, the Princess, would see how cute I was and rescue me when she came to the river to wash up. And see - there she is now!"
"And look," continued the tiny baby, "there's my sister, Miriam, ready to help the princess find a baby sitter who would actually be my Mom! Everything is all planned and you can even read about it in your Bible in the first two chapters of the Book of Exodus." (Q.V.)
The Space Alien looked up and, indeed, saw the women standing nearby.
The tiny baby spoke again:
"If I can just get to where they are, I'll be safe."
The Space Alien nodded in agreement, and then, swimming under the roiling water of the Nile, carefully pushed the basket until it was close to the shore where the women were standing.
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The Princess and Miriam
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"Goodbye, Baby Moses!" said the Space Alien softly, positioning the basket near the reedy bank. "Be a good boy, fulfill your great destiny with integrity, and always tell the truth."
"I promise!" responded Baby Moses.
The Space Alien waited as the Princess and Moses' sister Miriam, who would love and care for Moses, retrieved him, and watched them wrap him once again in the large white beach towel with the blue stripes.
Then, murmuring "My work here is done,” the Space Alien was soon aloft, traveling through time and space at tachyonic velocities exceeding the speed of light, to the headquarters of the Space Alien Gazette, where your editor was waiting.
"Where were you?" asked Your Editor, "and how did your lovely white beach towel with the blue stripes get so wet and muddy? And where is the other one?"
"I can explain..." began the Space Alien, but Your Editor impatiently interrupted. "Oh we don't have time for another of your 'bubbe meises' (Q.V.) now. You need to hurry and get cleaned up. Tonight is Pesach and our Seder is about to begin!"
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The Space Alien wondered: How would Baby Moses use the White Towel with Blue Stripes?
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The Space Alien carefully rinsed the mud of the Nile from the large white beach towel with the blue stripes and hung it up to dry, briefly wondering how Baby Moses would use the other identical one in later years, and then hurried to take a seat at the lovely Space Alien Gazette Passover Seder!
What a wonderful Seder it was, with the entire staff of the Space Alien Gazette and their families and friends.
Here is one of the Space Alien's exclusive photographs:
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| Space Alien Gazette Passover Seder |
The Space Alien happily participated in the Seder, munching on matzos while reading the thrilling account of how Moses grew up to become a great leader who guided his people to freedom, and smiled recalling the thrilling rescue of the tiny baby on the River Nile.
Whatever holiday you may be celebrating at this season, or simply to welcome the arrival of Spring, The Space Alien, your editor, and the entire staff of the Space Alien Gazette would like to wish all of our Loyal Readers good health and much happiness.
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If you would like to learn more about the history and customs of Passover (Pesach) please click here.
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After dinner the Space Alien happily joined in singing about the little basket on the Nile that carried tiny baby Moses to safety! If you, loyal reader, would like to sing along, here are some recordings, and, if you will scroll down, the words as well!
4. Sung by schoolchildren at Kinneret Day School in New York:
And here are the words so you can sing it too!
Words are by the beloved Yiddish poet Avrom Reyzen (Q.V), and the music is by the similarly beloved composer Mikhl Gelbart (Q.V.).
Yiddish Text Transliterated in Latin Letters:
Shvimt dos kestl afn taykh, Afn groysn nil.
Shvimt dos kestl ruik, glaykh, Shvimt dos kestl shtil.
Un di khvalyes geyen shtil, geyen tsart un lind;
Vi zey voltn hitn zikh Ton a leyd dem kind.
Shvimt dos kestl afn taykh, afn groysn nil.
Shvimt dos kestl ruik, glaykh, Shvimt dos kestl shtil.
O, di khvalyes zaynen dokh nit vi pare shlekht.
Nit dertrinken veln zey Meshiekhn fun knekht.
Shvimt dos kestl afn taykh, afn groysn nil.
Shvimt dos kestl ruik, glaykh, Shvimt dos kestl shtil.
English Translation:
The little basket floats on the river, upon the great Nile
The little basket floats peacefully, steadily,
The little basket floats quietly.
And the wavelets move quietly, they move gently and softly,
As if to keep from harming the little child.
The little basket floats on the river, upon the great Nile
The little basket floats peacefully, steadily,
The little basket floats quietly.
Oh the waves are, indeed, not like evil Pharaoh,
They would not drown the Messiah of the slaves
The little basket floats on the river, upon the great Nile
The little basket floats peacefully, steadily,
the little basket floats quietly.
Original Yiddish:
(You may also find this at http://www.yv.org/peysakh.html and scroll down a bit. )
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A Word of Explanation: Why does the Space Alien Carry a Towel when Traveling?
It was certainly fortuitous on this occasion that the Space Alien had taken along two large, soft, white beach towels with blue stripes, but loyal readers should know that the Space Alien generally carries at least one serviceable towel when away from the offices of the Space Alien Gazette.
The Space Alien, always on the lookout for practical advice, found the following passage from Chapter 3 of this book to be eminently sensible and strongly persuasive:
"A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you — daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
"More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost." What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with." — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
This is why the Space Alien likes to carry a towel while traveling away from the offices of the Space Alien Gazette, and strongly recommends this practice to loyal readers as well.
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The Space Alien Carries a Towel when Traveling
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Originally Published April 9, 2017 at:
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