THE SPACE ALIEN OBSERVES LABOR DAY

Labor Day is here and the Space Alien appreciates everyone whose work makes our country great.  

The Space Alien has excelled at many kinds of work and now serves as Star Reporter for the Space Alien Gazette.  

We hope on this Labor Day you will enjoy these exclusive photos from the Space Alien's personal album! 

Cowboy:

                                         

                                           

            "I cared for the animals and never let anyone eat them!"

Major League Baseball Player:

                    

                               "My stats were legendary!"

Firefighter:

"I saved many lives!" 

We wish our Loyal Readers a happy and restful Labor Day!

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THE SPACE ALIEN OBSERVES INDEPENDENCE DAY!

 Once again, the Space Alien observes Independence Day, the Fourth of July, by participating in this inspiring reenactment of the Spirt of '76!

                                      

We wish all our Loyal Readers a meaningful Independence Day! 

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THE SPACE ALIEN BACK IN THE KITCHEN!

 Your Editor's birthday is coming up, and once again the Space Alien is preparing for this momentous day!     

Now in the well equipped kitchen of the editorial office of the Space Alien Gazette the Space Alien has baked an exquisite birthday cake!

The Space Alien will fly at tachyonic velocities exceeding the speed of light to deliver this beautiful cake.

The cake may not survive the journey but even the charred crumbs will be delicious!

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The Space Alien Considers Your Editor's Mortality

 

The Space Alien was worried.  

"You aren't getting any younger" 

remarked the Space Alien to Your Editor, 

"and you will soon have yet another birthday!"  

"That is true," answered Your Editor. 

"Does that concern you?"

"Yes!  I am concerned!" said the Space Alien.

"You are getting quite old for a human being!"

"That is quite true." agreed Your Editor. 

"And humans die when they are around your age!" 

continued the Space Alien.

"How does that concern you?" asked Your Editor.

That question surprised the Space Alien.

"If you were not here to give me adventures my life would be quite boring!"

"And that's all?" asked Your Editor

"Wouldn't you miss me?"

"Miss you?  Well I would miss what you do for me!"

"And that's it?" grumped Your Editor.

"So what did you expect?" asked the Space Alien. 

"Well -- I thought you might miss me," said Your Editor.  

After all, we have been together for many years!"

"Miss you?  I never thought of it that way." mused the Space Alien.

"But I guess I would miss you. It has been lovely having you in my life!"

They sat in silence for quite a while and then the Space Alien and Your Editor dozed off for a peaceful night,

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May 1, 2024

THE SPACE ALIEN RESPONDS TO TODAY'S HEALTH CARE CRISIS!

The Space Alien responded to today's health crisis by studying medicine, dentistry and nursing!  

Everyone welcomes the Space Alien who can perform many kinds of surgery and treat hundreds of diseases.  

Thank you,  Space Alien!

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THE SPACE ALIEN KEEPS IN TOUCH!

Your Editor has lost her brain.  She has been searching for it in messy closets, underneath beds and on kitchen shelves, but so far no luck. 

This has made publication of the Space Alien Gazette quite difficult.  

But the Space Alien would still like to reassure Loyal Readers that all of us here in the unbelievably busy offices of the Space Alien Gazette are hard at work producing the top quality journalism that our Loyal Readers expect and deserve!  

Right now the Space Alien is visiting Your Editor in a building where an episode of the TV series "Chicago Med" will be filmed.   You may learn more about this program here:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Med

Of course the Space Alien would love to have a role in this production, and is honing the needed medical skills!  

If any of our Loyal Readers might feel a cold coming on, or have a headache that does not respond to a few aspirin, the Space Alien recommends consulting a real doctor! 

That said, The Space Alien wishes Good Health to all our Loyal Readers!   

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