Your Editor's birthday is coming up, and once again the Space Alien is preparing for this momentous day!
Now in the well equipped kitchen of the editorial office of the Space Alien Gazette the Space Alien has baked an exquisite birthday cake!
The Space Alien will fly at tachyonic velocities exceeding the speed of light to deliver this beautiful cake.
The cake may not survive the journey but even the charred crumbs will be delicious!
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