THE SPACE ALIEN CELEBRATES THE NEW YEAR 2026

 The Space Alien is celebrating the arrival of 2026 with a sip of champagne and by wishing everyone a Happy New Year of Good Luck and Good Health!  

THE SPACE ALIEN APOLOGIZES

Friday, November 14, 2025.

The Space Alien Gazette has not published for quite a while. Not since January of this year.

This is because the old people's home where Your Editor now lives said The Space Alien Gazette was too disturbing and disruptive. 

So if I disturbed or disrupted you I profoundly apologize.  

But I dId not want to be kicked out of my home and left to sleep on the streets.

I wish all of you Loyal Readers a lovely Thanksgiving!  

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THE SPACE ALIEN CELEBRATES 2025

 The Space Alien was so excited about the New Year, 2025.  

There was a celebration in the Editorial Offices of the Space Alien Gazette, with lots of

champaigne and lots of balloons and confetti!  

THE SPACE ALIEN OBSERVES LABOR DAY

Labor Day is here and the Space Alien appreciates everyone whose work makes our country great.  

The Space Alien has excelled at many kinds of work and now serves as Star Reporter for the Space Alien Gazette.  

We hope on this Labor Day you will enjoy these exclusive photos from the Space Alien's personal album! 

Cowboy:

                                         

                                           

            "I cared for the animals and never let anyone eat them!"

Major League Baseball Player:

                    

                               "My stats were legendary!"

Firefighter:

"I saved many lives!" 

We wish our Loyal Readers a happy and restful Labor Day!

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THE SPACE ALIEN OBSERVES INDEPENDENCE DAY!

 Once again, the Space Alien observes Independence Day, the Fourth of July, by participating in this inspiring reenactment of the Spirt of '76!

                                      

We wish all our Loyal Readers a meaningful Independence Day! 

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THE SPACE ALIEN BACK IN THE KITCHEN!

 Your Editor's birthday is coming up, and once again the Space Alien is preparing for this momentous day!     

Now in the well equipped kitchen of the editorial office of the Space Alien Gazette the Space Alien has baked an exquisite birthday cake!

The Space Alien will fly at tachyonic velocities exceeding the speed of light to deliver this beautiful cake.

The cake may not survive the journey but even the charred crumbs will be delicious!

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The Space Alien Considers Your Editor's Mortality

 

The Space Alien was worried.  

"You aren't getting any younger" 

remarked the Space Alien to Your Editor, 

"and you will soon have yet another birthday!"  

"That is true," answered Your Editor. 

"Does that concern you?"

"Yes!  I am concerned!" said the Space Alien.

"You are getting quite old for a human being!"

"That is quite true." agreed Your Editor. 

"And humans die when they are around your age!" 

continued the Space Alien.

"How does that concern you?" asked Your Editor.

That question surprised the Space Alien.

"If you were not here to give me adventures my life would be quite boring!"

"And that's all?" asked Your Editor

"Wouldn't you miss me?"

"Miss you?  Well I would miss what you do for me!"

"And that's it?" grumped Your Editor.

"So what did you expect?" asked the Space Alien. 

"Well -- I thought you might miss me," said Your Editor.  

After all, we have been together for many years!"

"Miss you?  I never thought of it that way." mused the Space Alien.

"But I guess I would miss you. It has been lovely having you in my life!"

They sat in silence for quite a while and then the Space Alien and Your Editor dozed off for a peaceful night,

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May 1, 2024

THE SPACE ALIEN RESPONDS TO TODAY'S HEALTH CARE CRISIS!

The Space Alien responded to today's health crisis by studying medicine, dentistry and nursing!  

Everyone welcomes the Space Alien who can perform many kinds of surgery and treat hundreds of diseases.  

Thank you,  Space Alien!

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